I didn't write this. It's from http://www.girl-woman-beauty-brains-blog.com/category/Valentine's+Day

Here is a little Anti-Valentine ditty
You judge and tell me if it's really witty.
It's written by a Renaissance Man, my dad,
who feels life without a Valentine is a pity.

If you have been struck by an arrow from Cupid,
Don't be so naive or utterly stupid.
It's not love.
It's just gas.
Take some Pepto-Bismol,
And it will all pass.